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"Lighting Quick"
By Wong Lofan

A lovely girl, lighting quick- changed her clothes in Dad's old car.
I almost spilled my coffee- and burned my leg you know?
Lighting quick!- jeeze, we did not drive very far...
"Don't worry uncle!, I have a wife beater on under my shirt,
and I just pulled my pants on under my skirt,
don't have a heart attack- cause you are older than dirt!".
She squirmed and giggled, then grabbed the Chinese wooden turtle,
That hung down from the station wagon’s red dash.
"Ewe! Ewe! I bumped your little bitty turtle-but I didn't hurt it!",
She chirped with a sly, sunny grin, I laughed so hard- we almost crashed....

I am real sorry



Your assignment is to write a poem about what happened to you last week....

may in the bay, why's it so hot?
100 degree temps? normal that's not!
"high pressure building in," says the weatherman.
"gonna be blazing!"
"i love it!" says I, "the heat is amazing!"
it's like real summer here in the bay,
but fear not, you heatstroked masses--
our usual summer, with winter temps, is surely on the way!

Sushi today
By mix

I eat sushi while thinking of eating the waitress' spicy roll
I am a pervert and these Japanese people are making me feel uncomfortable


Bagua

He's walking in a circle while looking at the ground.
I say: nice bagua, but your looking down is quite profound.
He says: Hey stupid, I'm just watching my footowork.
I feel like a dolt.