Short Man Rages about Height & Women - Gets Thrown Down

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Short Man Rages about Height & Women - Gets Thrown Down

Postby Trip on Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:48 pm

Man Freaks Out in Bagel Shop Because Women Don’t Like Short Guys

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Re: Short Man Rages about Height & Women - Gets Thrown Down

Postby Michael on Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:54 pm

And there's another one where he goes insane in a gas station trying to buy a donut. He might have issues.
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Postby oragami_itto on Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:11 pm

He's an ANGRY dwarf
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Re: Short Man Rages about Height & Women - Gets Thrown Down

Postby Michael on Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:15 pm

He's straight out of a Seinfeld outtake that was considered too over the top. Actually from Long Island, BTW.
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Re: Short Man Rages about Height & Women - Gets Thrown Down

Postby Peacedog on Fri Jul 12, 2019 7:24 am

Clearly he needs to work on his push hands...

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Postby Dmitri on Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:43 pm

Yeah I'm sure women don't date him entirely because of his height... ::)
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Re: Short Man Rages about Height & Women - Gets Thrown Down

Postby Steve James on Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:57 pm

At least he took his frustrations out in the bagel shop aopt on a woman who rejected him. Guys who complain that they aren't successful with women can be dangerous.
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Re: Short Man Rages about Height & Women - Gets Thrown Down

Postby Michael on Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:32 am

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Postby oragami_itto on Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:35 am

Dude's got a lot of baggage about his height, apparently. What's I'd call dangerously insecure.
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Re: Short Man Rages about Height & Women - Gets Thrown Down

Postby Trick on Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:16 am

He might get stronger physically and mentally if he eat bread that is all bread with no holes 8-)
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Re: Short Man Rages about Height & Women - Gets Thrown Down

Postby Michael on Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:03 am

Some people who are very good at kvetching like him really like that bread with holes.
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Re: Short Man Rages about Height & Women - Gets Thrown Down

Postby Peacedog on Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:15 am

It seems that an issue with holes is what this is all about in the first place......
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Postby oragami_itto on Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:22 am

I can't believe they actually put that douchebag on a podcast like he's some kind of hero.
Oh, no, wait, yeah, I can believe that.
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Re: Short Man Rages about Height & Women - Gets Thrown Down

Postby Michael on Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:27 pm

I have found the perfect match for our vertically challenged bagel aficionado.

She's not too tall. Lots of energy. Enjoys bagel and coffee type hangouts. Sometimes a little repetitive, but blonde. Just don't mention her phone call and everything will be fine.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KBdFwF83pw
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Re: Short Man Rages about Height & Women - Gets Thrown Down

Postby everything on Sat Jul 13, 2019 9:02 pm

I'm sure this classy lady could provide some competition. Remember her?



or maybe this lady or this dude would like him

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