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Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

Postby GrahamB on Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:45 am

Delayed damage can mean only one thing - he has mastered the deadly art of Dim Mak!

https://www.skysports.com/mma/news/3635 ... gh-in-push
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Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

Postby Michael on Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:41 am

Forgot to cross his big toe over.
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Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

Postby GrahamB on Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:09 am

That level of insider knowledge is dangerous, Michael!
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Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

Postby Michael on Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:16 pm

I should really save it for my Secrets of Shao Toe Kungfu™ - Advanced Seminar Series.

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Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

Postby GrahamB on Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:09 pm

You're starting strong, but you need to up your game to an online course, 2.5$k per person, in which you just teach stuff easily found on YouTube, and a personal charge of 32$k for becoming a direct disciple of the Shaolin Toe master. Let's do this.
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Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

Postby Bill on Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:28 pm

I say charge 2.5k$ per toe.
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Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

Postby GrahamB on Wed Apr 21, 2021 2:04 pm

That would suck for people with 6 on each foot.
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Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

Postby Michael on Wed Apr 21, 2021 2:30 pm

The more you buy, the more you save!

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Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

Postby meeks on Thu Apr 22, 2021 7:15 am

I wonder if she has to pay extra for a pedicure...
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Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

Postby Doc Stier on Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:15 am

Michael wrote:Forgot to cross his big toe over.

Haha! If I remember correctly, the advice was to raise the big toes to thwart the dim-mak techniques. Lol ::)
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Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

Postby Michael on Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:37 am

Yep, the secret defense to the no-can-defense, no-touch dim mak knock-out, CHEEse whammy is to raise both your big toes.

And be a non-believer. That nullifies it, too.

5.30 time stamp on this cheesey vid.

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