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Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:45 am
by GrahamB
Delayed damage can mean only one thing - he has mastered the deadly art of Dim Mak!

https://www.skysports.com/mma/news/3635 ... gh-in-push

Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:41 am
by Michael
Forgot to cross his big toe over.

Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:09 am
by GrahamB
That level of insider knowledge is dangerous, Michael!

Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:16 pm
by Michael
I should really save it for my Secrets of Shao Toe Kungfu™ - Advanced Seminar Series.

Pre-register now while there are still beginner spots open!

Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:09 pm
by GrahamB
You're starting strong, but you need to up your game to an online course, 2.5$k per person, in which you just teach stuff easily found on YouTube, and a personal charge of 32$k for becoming a direct disciple of the Shaolin Toe master. Let's do this.

Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:28 pm
by Bill
I say charge 2.5k$ per toe.

Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 2:04 pm
by GrahamB
That would suck for people with 6 on each foot.

Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 2:30 pm
by Michael
The more you buy, the more you save!

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Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 7:15 am
by meeks
I wonder if she has to pay extra for a pedicure...

Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:15 am
by Doc Stier
Michael wrote:Forgot to cross his big toe over.

Haha! If I remember correctly, the advice was to raise the big toes to thwart the dim-mak techniques. Lol ::)

Re: Fa Jin push takes out UFC fighter

PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:37 am
by Michael
Yep, the secret defense to the no-can-defense, no-touch dim mak knock-out, CHEEse whammy is to raise both your big toes.

And be a non-believer. That nullifies it, too.

5.30 time stamp on this cheesey vid.