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Re: Thoughts and Prayers

Postby vadaga on Tue Jun 14, 2022 7:28 am

The Complete List Of Solutions To US Mass Shootings That Isn’t Gun Control (h/t Waterford Whispers)
'NOW that it has been scientifically proven once more by Republican politicians that new laws pertaining to gun control would have zero bearing on guns being used to kill innocent people, it is back to the drawing board to brainstorm measures that can bring an end to the uniquely American phenomenon of frequent and regular mass shootings.

Consulting with the Republican party, the NRA and other ‘it’s not the guns’ experts WWN has produced the full list of solutions to US mass shootings that isn’t gun control:'

Ban ‘phew phew phew’ video games.

Praying.

Thoughts.

Combining praying and thoughts into a single act.

Increasing the money the NRA lobbyists pay to Republican politicians.

Investing in one really big gun with one really big bullet that could kill all mass shooters.

Patiently waiting until all this big fuss about nothing dies down, and then continuing to do nothing.

Inventing a special gun trigger which stops working the second someone who has ‘mental health issues’ pulls on it. Sadly, no such technology exists for racists and evil people who get hold of a gun legally.

Setting up a government initiative which sees everyone taken for ice cream after a mass shooting to cheer them up.

Just generally blaming people with mental health issues for mass shootings, even the millions and millions people across the world with mental health issues who never carry out a mass shooting.

Invest money into finding out how to blame Muslims for mass shootings carried out by white supremacists and so-called lone wolves.

Sending all white mass shooters back to the shit hole vermin infested countries they came from.

Pretending this is normal and everything is fine.

A total ban on guns is too much to ask, so as an olive branch starter pistols for races could be banned and maybe flare guns from ships.

Bullet proof every building, road, car and person in America. And the scourge of back doors must finally be addressed. From now on, doors must only be on the front of a building.

A new law that requires gunmen to count to 100 before attacking.

Try blaming people with mental health for all of this once again. However, also continue to cut funding for mental health services.
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Re: Thoughts and Prayers

Postby origami_itto on Tue Jun 14, 2022 10:31 am

vadaga wrote:The Complete List Of Solutions To US Mass Shootings That Isn’t Gun Control (h/t Waterford Whispers)
'NOW that it has been scientifically proven once more by Republican politicians that new laws pertaining to gun control would have zero bearing on guns being used to kill innocent people, it is back to the drawing board to brainstorm measures that can bring an end to the uniquely American phenomenon of frequent and regular mass shootings.

Consulting with the Republican party, the NRA and other ‘it’s not the guns’ experts WWN has produced the full list of solutions to US mass shootings that isn’t gun control:'

Ban ‘phew phew phew’ video games.

Praying.

Thoughts.

Combining praying and thoughts into a single act.

Increasing the money the NRA lobbyists pay to Republican politicians.

Investing in one really big gun with one really big bullet that could kill all mass shooters.

Patiently waiting until all this big fuss about nothing dies down, and then continuing to do nothing.

Inventing a special gun trigger which stops working the second someone who has ‘mental health issues’ pulls on it. Sadly, no such technology exists for racists and evil people who get hold of a gun legally.

Setting up a government initiative which sees everyone taken for ice cream after a mass shooting to cheer them up.

Just generally blaming people with mental health issues for mass shootings, even the millions and millions people across the world with mental health issues who never carry out a mass shooting.

Invest money into finding out how to blame Muslims for mass shootings carried out by white supremacists and so-called lone wolves.

Sending all white mass shooters back to the shit hole vermin infested countries they came from.

Pretending this is normal and everything is fine.

A total ban on guns is too much to ask, so as an olive branch starter pistols for races could be banned and maybe flare guns from ships.

Bullet proof every building, road, car and person in America. And the scourge of back doors must finally be addressed. From now on, doors must only be on the front of a building.

A new law that requires gunmen to count to 100 before attacking.

Try blaming people with mental health for all of this once again. However, also continue to cut funding for mental health services.


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Re: Thoughts and Prayers

Postby Giles on Tue Jun 14, 2022 1:45 pm

I find this list quite impressive, too. In addition, I'd like to suggest creation of a government agency that quickly swings into action after such events to designate every mass shooting as a crisis exercise carried out exclusively by crisis actors. The skills and resources for this process are already in the public domain (thank you, social media :D). This will reduce the instance of actual shootings to zero and simultaneously cut the probability of any future incidents, because all parties will benefit from the knowledge gained in these ultimately harmless spectacles.
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Re: Thoughts and Prayers

Postby Dmitri on Tue Jun 14, 2022 7:39 pm

Giles wrote:I find this list quite impressive, too. In addition, I'd like to suggest creation of a government agency that quickly swings into action after such events to designate every mass shooting as a crisis exercise carried out exclusively by crisis actors. The skills and resources for this process are already in the public domain (thank you, social media :D). This will reduce the instance of actual shootings to zero and simultaneously cut the probability of any future incidents, because all parties will benefit from the knowledge gained in these ultimately harmless spectacles.

...except it should be a private company, because government can't do anything right, ever.
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Re: Thoughts and Prayers

Postby Giles on Tue Jun 14, 2022 9:43 pm

Yes. And shareholder value! They will also have a cooler logo.
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