Defense against a guy in a chair

[origami_itto]

I know there has been some controversy about like, when Adam Mizner sits in a chair and controls his students.

Y'all say he's got an advantage that makes it easier.

Well this sifu has studied the scenario and come up with a way to definitively beat a master in that situation. If do right, no can defend!

[Quigga]

Well executed. Can you tell me how to defend against the chair now? It's suspiciously leaking out the 'evil of inanimate matter'.

[wayne hansen]

Yes very funny
Do you also think it’s OK to bring a handgun into a boxing ring
As soon as you go outside the rules you have always lost
No matter how much you might protest you won

[origami_itto]

Yes very funny
Do you also think it’s OK to bring a handgun into a boxing ring
As soon as you go outside the rules you have always lost
No matter how much you might protest you won

Well I certainly hope you can take a punch better than you can take a joke, Sifu.

But to answer the question, when I do fight, there are no rules outside of legal considerations. Everything else is just training so fuck it I'll tie my wrist to my ankle, let's see how it works out.

[Quigga]

A proper chap always packs at least one gun, no matter where it may take him

Or her, who knows. Nowadays everything's possible

[wayne hansen]

Mine was also a joke
By the way I never use the title Sifu

[origami_itto]

Mine was also a joke
By the way I never use the title Sifu

I stand corrected. I honestly did not think you capable of mirth.

I'm going with Sifu for students these days. They insist on something and I got tired of telling them "not Sensei". I think it helps them accept authority to have a title to use.

It helps my perspective to remind myself that's how they refer to cabbies in Hong Kong. Just means I'm helping them increase their skill.