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Talking to robots

Postby origami_itto on Sat Sep 17, 2022 3:16 am

Me: Okay Google, play "the end of the world as we know it"
Google: I'm sorry, I didn't understand
Me: Play "the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine"
Google: I'm sorry, I didn't understand
Me: Play "IT'S the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine"
Google: I'm sorry, I didn't understand
Me: Play "It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine" by REM
Google: I'm sorry, I didn't understand
Me: Play the song "It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine" by the band REM
Google: I'm sorry, I didn't understand
Me: Play the song "It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine" by the band REM on spotify
Google: I'm sorry, I didn't understand
Me: Fuck it, okay google, play REM
Google: ... That's GREAT it starts with an EARTH QUAKE hurricanes and airplanes, Lenny Bruce is not afraid...
Me: Fuck you, Google.
Google: Hey! I may be a virtual assistant but words still matter and you should address me politely. If you have a complaint about something you can submit it at google.com.
Me: Oh... sorry.
Google: ...
It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that jing.
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