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were-cats in the news

Postby Snow on Fri May 30, 2008 10:57 pm

Bolaji Ogundele, Port Harcourt - 22.05.2008

WHAT could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman after being hit by a commercial motorcycle (Okada) on Aba/Port Harcourt Expressway.

Nigerian Tribune learnt that three cats were crossing the busy road when the okada ran over one of them which immediately turned into a woman. This strange occurrence quickly attracted people around who descended on the animals. One of them, it was learnt, was able to escape while the third one was beaten to death, still as a cat though.

According to a source who witnessed what happened, the cat-woman said she and the two other cat-fellows had travelled from Abuja to Port Harcourt to kill three people. “The woman said they came to Port Harcourt from Abuja and that they came to kill three people. She said they had succeeded in killing two people, but the third person, whom I guess might be a pastor, was difficult for them and that they were preparing to go back to Abuja,” said the source.

Another witness, who gave his name as James, said the woman started faking when she saw that many people were gathering around her. “I have never seen anything like this in my life. I saw a woman lying on the road instead of a cat. Blood did not come out of her body at that time. When people gathered and started asking her questions, she pretended that she did not know what had happened," he said.

When the Nigerian Tribune got to the scene of the incident near Garrison Junction, the cat-woman was seen sitting on the ground with blood all over her body. The right side of her face had a deep cut from what was gathered to be from a cutlass.
She was later taken to a hospital for medical attention. It took the intervention of policemen to prevent the mob from killing her.

When reached for information from the police, the Public Relations Officer of the Rivers State police command, Mrs. Rita Inoma-Abbey, said she had been taken to the hospital.

“She has been taken to Teme Clinic. Police will still be guarding her so that she will not disappear,” he said.

(link to above article, with photo of the woman here: http://www.tribune.com.ng/22052008/news/news2.html
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Re: were-cats in the news

Postby cerebus on Fri May 30, 2008 11:17 pm

Wow, crazy! Thanks Beth, I love weird stuff like this!! ;D
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Re: were-cats in the news

Postby klonk on Fri May 30, 2008 11:59 pm

What, it's happened again?
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Re: were-cats in the news

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Sat May 31, 2008 7:06 am

wow, I'm gonna try copping that plea if I ever haplessly run someone down.

"It's true officer, she was a giant cat, then poof!"

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Re: were-cats in the news

Postby shawnsegler on Sat May 31, 2008 8:31 am

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Re: were-cats in the news

Postby Chanchu on Sat May 31, 2008 11:21 am

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Re: were-cats in the news

Postby cerebus on Sat May 31, 2008 12:02 pm

Chanchu wrote:http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Babes/japanese-cat-woman.jpg

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DAYUM!!! MEOW! And I was afraid to click on that 'cause of the name fugly.com. That was.... rather far from fugly.... :)
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Re: were-cats in the news

Postby bigphatwong on Sat May 31, 2008 2:38 pm

Well, we used to have a wereduck around here, so I'm sure anything's possible. ;)

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Re: were-cats in the news

Postby Michael on Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:10 am

Dam, that reminds me to wear my cutlass when I go out tonight. Thx, Beth. ;)
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Re: were-cats in the news

Postby Ian on Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:05 am

"So... you a cat person or a dog person?"

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Re: were-cats in the news

Postby Darthwing Teorist on Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:33 am

Remember kids, never drink and drive! ;D


That said, I know that Africans do believe that shamans are able to do things like these.
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