by Bär on Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:46 pm
Scully invites Homer to lead them to his next location on the night of
his encounter. The three wind up in the park. Homer points to the
woods where the creature emerged; just at that moment, there's
rustling in a bush. All gasp, and Scully cocks a gun, fearing the
worst. To their (somewhat) relief, Grampa emerges in his tattered
clothes.
Grampa: For the love of god, help me! I've been here for four days and
that turtle's got all of my teeth!
[looking down] There he is!
[the turtle walks away, holding the oversized denture in its mouth]
Grampa: [running as slowly as the turtle] Come back here, you! Slow
down! I'll get ye!
Scully: This is the worst assignment we've ever had.
Mulder: Worse than the time we were attacked by the flesh-eating virus?
Grampa: [gets bitten by the turtle] Oww! It bit me with my own teeth!
Scully: No, this is much more irritating.
"The Springfield Files"