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Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:23 pm
by everything
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you're welcome.

Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:24 pm
by everything
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Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:34 am
by Peacedog
She's a tatted up single mom now, so someone on the board may have their chance!

Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:20 pm
by everything
If one of us is a good looking, middle-aged actor. Reportedly she is dating Colin Jost, but that's not going to last, if history keeps repeating itself.

Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:25 pm
by everything
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Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 3:54 pm
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Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:35 pm
by everything

Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:35 am
by origami_itto
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Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:49 am
by vagabond
what about a japanese woman as a japanese woman in a movie about a japanese woman?

Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:54 am
by origami_itto
Yeah and why couldn't they have hired a real porcupine for SING, huh?


Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:10 pm
by vagabond
seems pretty clear to me, not a real girl. you'd have to suss that one out before you address issues of social justice. take your time my son

Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:23 am
by Bao
At last, perfect casting!

;D ;D ;D

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/scar ... ames-bond/

“LOS ANGELES — MGM Studios announced today that Scarlett Johansson has been cast to play the first black James Bond, taking a groundbreaking new direction for the classic spy character.

“It’s such an honor to help breathe new life into this historic franchise,” said Johansson during a morning press conference. “As an actress, I’m always trying to challenge myself and really push the boundaries of acting. I’m ready to show the world what it really means to be a black British superspy, and I can’t wait to hear all the positive feedback from my fans.”

While many fans had speculated that Idris Elba would be picked for the role, MGM executive Bob Zimmerman explained the studio’s decision to pass on the Golden Globe and SAG award winning actor.

“When we floated the idea of Idris Elba, a lot of good, honest James Bond fans got very upset about him becoming the first black Bond,” he said. “We realized that they simply didn’t care for him as an actor, and Twitter assured us that was literally the only reason. No other factors whatsoever; strictly based on his acting only. I guess you can’t please everybody, but I think we found the right white woman for the job.”

While Johansson has some very big shoes to fill taking on the black version of such an iconic character, she appeared very confident in her ability to handle the role.

“This is a unique opportunity for me to get another ethnic character under my belt, and I can’t wait to dig in and get to work,” she said. “I tried Chinese last year, or was it Japanese? Either way, I knocked it out of the park, so being a black guy should be a breeze. Look out Mexicans, you’re next!”

Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:31 pm
by everything
;D ;D ;D

Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:07 am
by Peacedog
Watch out Bao, you are going to hell now!

Lol.

Re: Scarlett oh how I <3 you

PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:33 pm
by Peacedog
Well, I have some bad news for the board. Apparently Scarlett has the herp (i.e. herpes), which she contracted from Derek Jeter.

On a side note, the big D apparently gave it to not only Scarlett, but Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Jessica Beal and Alysa Milano.

So look, just don't touch too much....