big market for US bull jizz in iran

[qiphlow]

$12.6 million worth, apparently:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080708/ap_on_go_ot/iran_buying_american

[Bill]

[Darth Rock&Roll]

hmmm, trading with the potential enemy eh?

[Bär]

The standard unit of this is the straw. The cheapest straws run for around $12, good ones are in the $25-40 range, and they apparently run up to $200.

A straw is half a mililiter. A teaspoon is 5 mililters, and a (fluid) ounce is a bit less than 30. So, 60 or so straws to a (fluid) ounce makes even the cheapest bull semen more expensive than gold. There's probably a reason for that ... but I don't wanna' know.

Anyway, this site does conversions between units, and says that a barrel has 158,987 mililiters is it.

That puts the price of a barrel of bull semen at some $3,800,000 for the cheap stuff, $8-12 million for the good stuff, and just under $65 million for the cream of the crop.

http://voluntaryxchange.typepad.com/voluntaryxchange/2006/01/price_of_liquid.html

[Darth Rock&Roll]

You gotta jerk off a lot of bulls to get a barrel of their love honey.

[Darthwing Teorist]

America sent more cigarettes to Iran — at least $158 million worth under Bush — than any other product.

Well, at least Bush is consistent: he's trying to kill them off with smoking related diseases.

[Bär]

McCain beat you to that joke, Duck.

PITTSBURGH (AP) — Cindy McCain's jab to her husband's back came a second too late Tuesday to keep him from making a wisecrack about the health impact of Iran's main import from the United States: cigarettes.

Republican presidential candidate John McCain was asked about an Associated Press report that $158 million in cigarettes have been shipped to Iran during George W. Bush's presidency despite restrictions on U.S. exports to that country.

"Maybe that's a way of killing them," McCain told reporters, smiling as he waited for a cheesesteak sandwich at the Primanti Brothers restaurant. His wife, sitting next to him at the counter, poked his back without looking up.

"I meant that as a joke," McCain quickly explained. "As a person who hasn't had a cigarette in 28 years," he began to say, when his wife corrected him: 29 years.

Taking a more serious tone, McCain said, "I'd like to look into" details of exports to Iran. "This is the first that I've heard about it," he said.

[steelincotton]

McCain beat you to that joke, Duck.

PITTSBURGH (AP) — Cindy McCain's jab to her husband's back came a second too late Tuesday to keep him from making a wisecrack about the health impact of Iran's main import from the United States: cigarettes.

"Maybe that's a way of killing them," McCain told reporters, smiling as he waited for a cheesesteak sandwich at the Primanti Brothers restaurant. His wife, sitting next to him at the counter, poked his back without looking up.

Taking a more serious tone, McCain said, "I'd like to look into" details of exports to Iran. "This is the first that I've heard about it," he said.

Another infamous quote from John McShame. That's as good as his other "supposed" joke, as he sang the "bomb, bomb, bomb - bomb, bomb Iran" song. Do you see a pattern here? It seems he can't wait to kill some more innocent women and children - it reminds him of his glory dayz.

Everytime he opens his mouth, he reminds us why he's too old, too angry, and too senile to be the president of the USA.

[Leimeng]

~ Compliments of Monty Python:

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But I've never been one of them...

I'm a Roman Catholic, and have been since the day I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...

You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on -
You're a Catholic the moment dad came...

because...

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine
And mine
And mine

Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

~ Continue to discuss amongst yourselves...

Peace,

Leimeng

Flatulo Ergo Sum ~~~

Obama loves America like OJ loves Nichol...

(***Insert Personal One Liner Here ***)