the rum soaked fist: internal martial arts forum

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Went to park early. Asked tie gee players if they could feel qi. Laughed at them when they said yes.

Early morning fog reminds me of mumbo jumbo from mouths of tie gee masters. Their slow movements crowd the spaces of my mind, their silk pj's flapping like the loose flesh of old women. Teacher told me I can never have loose flesh or it will be pulled like gi over face.

Found IMA teacher. Asked him if he thought his internal martial art was combat ready. He smiled and said yes. Then I took out my sidearm and emptied clip around his feet. Wonder if urine stains can be bleached out of silk pj's.

Went to seminar. Asked internal guy to explain what it means. He made me do push hands, but he stopped when he saw his own blood. I forgot spike ring still on finger.

is your sidearm a H&K?

No one with good intentions needs to know what kind of sidearms, ammunition or how much of it Rorschach has.

eeeeoooohhhh~ excuse me

Strange wrote:eeeeoooohhhh~ excuse me

Don't let it bother you Strange - Rorschach can't comprehend the soft.

some qi-hugger asked me to push hands with him in the park the other day.
I threw him on his ass. He looked up at me from me feet and cried "Hey you can't grab people in pushing hands!"
I replied, "the hell you can't." This man was rotting in a cesspool of internal martial art romanticism, and being self-deluded at listening energy and loose kua's being the pinnacle of martial arts achievement.
Groaning from the dirt, he cried "Help me up!"
I looked down and whispered, "No."

D.

Sarcasm. Oh yeah, like that´ll work.

ROFLMAO @ Fong

(haha thanks man. yours was pretty hilarious too so I had to write my own )

IMA is dying of rabies. Is making fun of random IMA hippies the best you can do? Hrrmm....

hear, hear

Josealb wrote:IMA is dying of rabies. Is making fun of random IMA hippies the best you can do? Hrrmm....

it's not particularly motivating being put down by people who are good at ima.. just because ones practice isn;t as good as theirs... in the end whaterv we are doing is right for the moment & fuck the rest of the world..

yeah, ask Andy, he would know all about putting ppl down with "modern fighters"

You Chinese martial arts chaps are full of crap. I can't be troubled to tell you why or how, or to show or explain what I do differently. You should all listen to me, though. Buy a ticket to one of my seminars. Good day!