the rum soaked fist: internal martial arts forum

I`m really pacefull and tolerant men,
BUT
due to Pope visit and Day of the Youth here,
they close whole stadium, where I practise - it is European Scout tents field right now
in addition Italians Scouts build whole row of crosses on main Park field near by - my 2nd place , btw
and huge stage , yesterday...
Its little bit too much for my taste- there is lot of fucking stages with PA systems already build on almost every city squares...WTF!
tomorrow 1/2 of the city will be close for traffic whole week...
funny,
whole town looks dead, everybody seems to run away yesterday , not to much pilgrims so far .
ps
due to the high security standards right now, I shouldn`t practise with the sword outside anyway, I suppose

Timmy and Lassie are running for president.

klonk wrote:Timmy and Lassie are running for president.

If we push them down the well there will be no one to save them. John Wang is allergy to push, as he likes to say. I, however, am not.

Taste of Death wrote:

klonk wrote:Timmy and Lassie are running for president.

If we push them down the well there will be no one to save them. John Wang is allergy to push, as he likes to say. I, however, am not.

Me first!

Can't wait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5OHta3OFR0

do demons have sisters, and do they love them?

my other gramma...
not the holy one...
the vehemently repentant one...
name 'a bobbye...
she wanted to fuck elvis i imagine
poor pops was just a jazz pianist
what could elvis know of jazz?

My first time with fibre optic 100Mbps internet. Also first time I can open TNT and all of Jimmy's 20 MB pics load

Pickup line: "Good evening, may I perhaps interest you in my penis?"

Wanna see the body cam footage when you try that one.

2nd base

See, I knew that line would work! I'm not gonna ask if her grouch is lit up with LEDs though, that's just none of my business.

I am gonna try and listen to 52 seconds of Dubya at the African American musem. If I can make it, that will be a new personal record, although I'm certain to temporarily lose some IQ points. Here goes!

you whole lot talking nonsense right?
yes, dun look around
you whole lot talking nonsense.

Not asking for all physicians to heal themselves or anything, but man, how about some basic diet/exercise stuff? When a doctor looks 100 lbs overweight and his regular breathing sounds like he just ran a 5K race, it just doesn't feel right.