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Political Humor Only Please

The following typical threads that plague martial arts sites will get moved here if not just deleted: 1 - My style is better than Your style" - 2 - "Internal & External" - 3 - Personal attacks - 4 - Threads that start well, but degenerate into a spiral of nonsense.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:15 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:36 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:58 pm

Reagan is running again? Oh, goody! :D
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:58 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:12 am

klonk wrote:Reagan is running again? Oh, goody! :D


What will the tea party say when he raises their taxes 13 times?

Let me guess? A great American with a vision! ;)
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:22 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:21 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:42 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

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2012 Republican Convention: Protesters Dressed As Vaginas Greet Delegates
10:48 AM PDT 8/27/2012 by Paul Bond
The Hollywood Reporter

Pro-choice protesters accost delegates at the Republican National Convention as they arrive to party with country star Rodney Atkins.

TAMPA -- Giant, walking vaginas have descended upon the Republican National convention.

Several demonstrators from Code Pink, a feminist group, wore frilly pink costumes while others adorned with cardboard cutouts resembling the sexual organ were milling about on Sunday looking for Republicans.

A Florida website called Shark-Tank.net captured video of some of them during their preparation (video below). The protesters carried signs saying such things as: “Read my lips. Leave my vagina alone,” and argued that pro-life Republicans are waging a war against women. [...]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/t ... ers-365541




I wonder what the gay rights guys are dressing up as.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:42 pm

The Washington Post Fact Checker granted the coveted Four Pinocchios award to Obama campaign claims about Romney and outsourcing.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fac ... _blog.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fac ... _blog.html

Remember, children, that no good comes of a lie.

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