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Political Humor Only Please

The following typical threads that plague martial arts sites will get moved here if not just deleted: 1 - My style is better than Your style" - 2 - "Internal & External" - 3 - Personal attacks - 4 - Threads that start well, but degenerate into a spiral of nonsense.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:24 pm

When I read about the Executive Branch these days, I feel like I am caught in someone else's psychotic episode.

Too few Americans seeking gov't assistance, says gov't.

Just...wow.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:06 pm

Finally someone who can stop the Republi-cons!

Vote for Hurricane Isaac!
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:29 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:12 am

The house of cards falls.

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:07 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:19 am

gzregorz wrote:The house of cards falls.



Heh. "Making national headlines!" Because we are making them! Cough, cough. Okay, I see why that is a joke, as in "Political Jokes Only Please."
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:28 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:32 am

News flash:

Government Motors Suspends Chevy Volt Production

Hope you get a charge out of the story.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:40 am

Obama takes money away from Medicare and gives it back in Obamacare.

Hmm. I can't keep my doctor, I'm struggling to keep my coverage, and the cost that he said would go down, has gone up, up, up.

I suppose all this will start working after the troops come home, Guantanamo prison is closed and monkeys fly out of my ass.

Edit to add: BLAME BUSH!
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:58 am

klonk wrote:
gzregorz wrote:The house of cards falls.



Heh. "Making national headlines!" Because we are making them! Cough, cough. Okay, I see why that is a joke, as in "Political Jokes Only Please."


You mean he's serious? Having sex with someone you are not married to is just like getting raped?
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:04 am

The Republicons want small government so it'll fit into every women's vagina.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby yieldingxxx on Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:34 pm

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