Political Humor Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby yieldingxxx on Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:53 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:42 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:18 pm

With Republicans who needs a punchline?
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:55 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Michael on Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:05 pm

gzregorz wrote:With Republicans who needs a punchline?

Just when you think you've heard it all. ???

The guy is saying that doctors told him that in the case of "...legitimate rape, the female body has ways of shutting that thing down."

Implying that most of the time, if a woman gets raped and gets pregnant, it wasn't "legitimate rape", ergo she wanted it. Unbelievable.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:11 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:17 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:08 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby yieldingxxx on Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:11 am

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Nice one!! Tom Morello, another smart Harvard Graduate. Great comeback by Tom.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby yieldingxxx on Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:49 am

http://news.yahoo.com/dee-snider-paul-r ... 32702.html


Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider has asked Republican vice presidential running mate Paul Ryan's camp not to play his hit song, "We're Not Gonna Take It."

Ryan spokesman Brandon Buck wrote a pithy email in response: "We're Not Gonna Play It anymore."

Snider says in a statement that he does not support Ryan and denounced use of the song, an anthemic 1984 hit for the glam metal band.

It joins a long list of songs that musicians have asked politicians to stop using. Most recently, the rock band Silversun Pickups asked likely Republican nominee Mitt Romney to stop using the song "Panic Switch" last week. The campaign said the song's use was inadvertent.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:56 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:01 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:07 pm

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