Political Humor Only Please

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:38 am

oragami_itto wrote:
grzegorz wrote:I hear that the nazis cut and ran in Portland which would explain why the right keeps trolling.


Yup, tucked tail between their legs and scurried away like frightened rats.


Please. It's not nice to call rats nazis nowadays.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:03 pm

-lol-
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Ian C. Kuzushi on Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:04 pm

Oh come on guys! He has spent two and a half years trying to equate a diverse group of Americans who stand up to literal neo-nazi and nazi supporters to another far less diverse group of Americans who are united by a rather clear racist ideology and have who killed hundreds (millions depending on how one handles the geneology).

Btw, can't link the Ohio mass shooting to his ideology or leftism. That much should be pretty clear given who he shot first. On the other hand, we have it in their own words and writing the numerous White Nationalists that they are carrying out their mass shootings with very specific goals.

Your bullshit wouldn't stink quite as bad if you had ever convincingly or regularly condemned the murders committed by your own ilk. Oh no! Milkshakes are the real threat! ::)
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:20 am

No photoshop.
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Unfortunately, Trump calls off trip to Denmark after PM responds to his tweet.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/pol ... 068035001/

President Trump on Sunday said that buying Greenland isn’t “No. 1 on the burner” but quipped that Denmark may want the US to take the world’s biggest island off its hands to save money.

“Well Greenland, I don’t know, it got released somehow, it’s just something we talked about,” Trump told reporters as he left his Bedminster, NJ, golf resort to return to Washington, referencing a Friday Wall Street Journal article about the president’s flirtation with buying Greenland.

“Denmark, essentially, owns it. We’re very good allies with Denmark, we protect Denmark like we protect large portions of the world. And so the concept came up and I said certainly, strategically it’s interesting. And we’d be interested.”

Trump then suggested that Greenland was “hurting Denmark very badly,” throwing out the figure that it cost the Danish government “$700 million.”

“So they carry it at a great loss. And strategically for the United States, it would be nice,” Trump added.


Okay, strategically against what enemy? Why is it worth $700 million per year to us. If we protect Denmark (Why?), why do we need to buy their island? Is someone going to take it from them? Okay, maybe it's about buying natural resources. But, wtf, the Danes (and Europeans) have very advanced mining abilities, at least on par with anything in the US. The only problem is that Greenlanders are among the most environmentally conscious people on the planet.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWz3MUUy4Go

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President Donald Trump on Wednesday called Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen "nasty" and accused her of not showing respect to the U.S. after she rebuffed his interest in buying Greenland, a Danish territory.

"I thought that the prime minister’s statement, that it was 'absurd,' that it was 'an absurd idea,' it was nasty, I thought it was an inappropriate statement," Trump told reporters before departing the White House for a speech to a veterans group in Kentucky. "All she had to do is say 'no, we wouldn’t be interested, but we can’t treat the United States of America the way they treated us under President Obama.'"

"She’s not talking to me, she’s talking to the United States of America. You don’t talk to the United States that way," he added.


Um, except if Obama is president. He didn't represent the US, and the Danes really disliked him. Damn, which was worse. Obama or the way the Danes treated his absurd remarks. I know. It was Obama. And Trump is America. The Danes are wankers.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby oragami_itto on Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:57 pm

Trump is the Chosen one *looks at the sky*

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby oragami_itto on Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:07 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:32 pm

He must have been joking, but he also thought about giving himself the MoH. Hey, wouldn't it be something if someone deserved both the Nobel Peace Prize and the MoH. An Audie Gandhi. Anyway, it's funnier than the God thing.

President Donald Trump claimed to laughter on Wednesday that he sought to give himself a Medal of Honor, but decided not to after being counseled against the move by aides.

The offhand remark from the president came during his address to the 75th annual national convention of American Veterans, a volunteer-led veterans service organization also known as AMVETS.

At the event in Louisville, Kentucky, Trump singled out for praise WWII veteran and Medal of Honor recipient Woody Williams.
“Thank you, Woody. You’re looking good, Woody. Woody’s looking good,” Trump said.

“That was a big day, Medal of Honor. Nothing like the Medal of Honor,” he continued. “I wanted one, but they told me I don't qualify, Woody. I said, 'Can I give it to myself anyway?' They said, 'I don't think that's a good idea.'”
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:09 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Sun Aug 25, 2019 10:01 pm

Trump reportedly suggested using nuclear bombs to stop hurricanes from striking the US
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Bill on Tue Aug 27, 2019 12:40 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Fri Aug 30, 2019 6:13 pm

Looks to me that Trumpsky is thinking cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger...
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Fri Aug 30, 2019 6:23 pm

Looks the "real man" just lost his lady.

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Fri Aug 30, 2019 6:25 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:01 am

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