Political Humor Only Please

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Sun Sep 29, 2019 3:39 pm

They call people Greta's age "teens." Usually, that means that they're shiftless, consumed by tv or video games, prone to tantrums, spend more time on twitter than reading, write at an 8th grade level, like to ridicule people who can teach them anything, knows better than any expert. You know, those sound like presidential qualities.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Michael on Sun Sep 29, 2019 3:43 pm

I'll have you know that President Trump does not play video games!
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Michael on Sun Sep 29, 2019 3:43 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Michael on Sun Sep 29, 2019 3:51 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Sun Sep 29, 2019 5:02 pm

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“I’ve been trying to figure out who would have the opportunity and the motive to do something like this,” he said. “But I keep coming up empty.”

“Opportunity-wise, you’d need to be someone who’s in my inner circle and who could get close to me without raising suspicions,” he said. “But, then again, the person would have to be able to suddenly disappear for periods of time and report back to the F.B.I. I can’t think of anyone in a position to do that.”

“As for motive, you’d really have to be out to get me,” Trump added. “Now, I have enemies like anyone else. But I can’t think of anyone I’ve given a reason to really, really hate me.”
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Michael on Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:44 am

@Michael

Okie-dokie.


Hey Giles,

I responded to this with something I thought was political humor, but it's controversial and I shouldn't have brought you along, so to speak.

I think it's absurd that the ADL classifies this as a hate symbol, and therefore humorous, but it's controversial. Sorry for mixing you into that.

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Michael on Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:46 am

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:32 am

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Tue Oct 01, 2019 7:01 am

Giles,

FWIW Mike is just a bitter expat who teaches English in China with a fake degree and who can't come back.

You will find China full of these freaks. They basically just go around complaining and crapping on everything. Rather than moving on with their lives, accepting their fate and learning Chinese, they turn to the internet to make others feel their pain and suffering.

I don't feel sorry for them as much as the poor Chinese who have to deal with them. Towards the end of my time in China I avoided these expats like the plague and understood why other expats did the same with ESL teachers but I really didn't care either way because I was there to train.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Tue Oct 01, 2019 7:04 am



Watch "Greta Thunberg and First Nations leaders kick off climate rally in Montreal" on YouTube

https://youtu.be/iPKwKQVNy44
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Michael on Tue Oct 01, 2019 7:20 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Michael on Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:37 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Michael on Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:45 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Tue Oct 01, 2019 9:41 pm

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:) Should be safe to use the popular vote for elections, too. That'd show 'em. Maybe 90% of the people don't care what Trump does anyway. But, I think the map is his vision of reality.

"I'd never collude with the Russians, but thanks Vlad." And, "if I'm corrupt, Joe is 100x corrupter" just like "Bill is 100x sleazier than I am." Or, those women and girls who are so much nastier than he. Compared to everybody else, especially those who disagree or his political opponents, he's a saint. In fact, there's nobody smarter, more honest, loyal, trustworthy, brave, clean, reverent, and healthy.

The map suggests almost universal support, but in his tweets he says that everybody's out to get him. He's not paranoid; just a stable genius. Well, genius is relative. Yep, best president since Lincoln, only Lincoln tried to save the union and bring it back together. Anway, I think means if he is removed from office. Maybe it's just his casual way of speaking, but civil wars are serious. Who does he think is going to be killing whom in this war?

If this were Obama, or any Democrat, the Republicans would be comparing it to Watergate. He'd a been out 4 or 5 scandals ago. Grabbing pussy would have been more than enough to make him unelectable. Oh well, Obama won the popular vote, twice. Anyway, the best part of impeachment inquiries are th
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Ian C. Kuzushi on Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:10 pm

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Kudos to you, I didn't know you were so capable of self-deprecating humor.
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