Political Humor Only Please

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Michael on Sun Jul 07, 2019 9:44 pm

LOL!
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:45 am

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I stopped commenting on this thread because it usually gets too nasty. But, the British must be watering down their tea with tears of laughter. The only funnier thing is that there are those who'll defend his statement because if he said it, it must be true. The media has been spreading fake news. It's just like looking at the sun during an eclipse.

Anyway, I think he'll be asking for a new British ambassador after those leaked emails. It must be a bitch to find out what people are really thinking.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Bao on Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:03 pm

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Why do I get the feeling of that this is a genuine picture? :P
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Michael on Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:01 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:48 pm

Trump and his base were really butt hurt over this one weren't they?

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LOL!

Yeah right Mike. Trying to play the we must all respect the troops card...

That's why a rich draft dodger is president.

No one sees us vets as heroes. They just ritualize us so more young people will enlist to fight their corporate wars.

I remember going to a veterans' job fair and none of the companies there gave a [email protected]#$. Heroes my ass...

If this were people's real opinion Trump's treatment of McCain would have been the end of his political career.

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:50 pm

Promises made, promises kept.

US government is running out of money faster than expected, Mnuchin warns


Now that's funny.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Fri Jul 12, 2019 6:25 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:34 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby oragami_itto on Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:40 am

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Sat Jul 13, 2019 9:53 am

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:26 am

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer!

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked...

'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said...
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair!!
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:32 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby GrahamB on Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:44 pm

The US women’s football team winning then telling trump where to stick it is the best thing ever.

Those old white guys really can’t handle it.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Bill on Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:18 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:39 am

GrahamB wrote:The US women’s football team winning then telling trump where to stick it is the best thing ever.

Those old white guys really can’t handle it.





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