Political Humor Only Please

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby oragami_itto on Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:55 pm

Michael wrote:For the lulz...

Jussie Smollett lawyers: Even if actor faked attack, cops didn’t need to investigate it so vigorously

https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2019/9/4/20848715/jussie-smollett-chicago-police-probe-lawsuit-gay-homophobic-attack


T what's the connection to politics?
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Michael on Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:20 pm

Do you lefty guys not get the jokes because you're spending time on other topics? Or you can't connect the dots? Or what?

Is this where I step up my game and tell you about the Jeffrey Epstein of hate hoaxes? I guess I have to keep spoon feeding you basic information. Hope you can get a laugh out of it, otherwise just skip it. Why do you even bother to stop and ask when you could google it more quickly?

Smollet is the biggest hate hoax in recent memory and demonstrates the ever-escalating and bizarre influence of the increasingly influential victimhood economy of protected classes for people of color, jews, gays, etc., which are three boxes Smollett checked off. While much of it is local to Chicago, and a state's attorney there broke rules to dismiss the case, it is connected to Jesse Jackson and the Obamas as well.

On the humorous side, Dave Chapelle roasted "Juicy" Smollett during his recent Netflix special Sticks and Stones. Highly recommended for people with a sense of humor.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:07 pm

Watch "Trump Gets Schooled On Wind Energy By Danish MP" on YouTube

https://youtu.be/SK9r8ZUIKA0
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:11 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:24 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:35 pm

Also in the news.

'Wow. Just... Wow' Trump Roasted for Congratulating Poland on WWII Anniversary

'The guy has no idea what happened in 1939'

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:50 am

Tsk, tsk, don't mock the handicapped.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:04 am

Watch "New Rule: The Good Sex Economy | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)" on YouTube

https://youtu.be/joxYLYD5eoQ
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:49 am

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby oragami_itto on Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:19 pm

That's not how any of that works

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:30 pm

Trump supporters love that stuff.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Bill on Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:32 am

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Bill on Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:34 am

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Bill on Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:45 am

In 1991, Barack Obama was 29 years old and about to graduate from Harvard Law School. That year, he penned a paper with his buddy Robert Fisher called "Race and Rights Rhetoric" where he summed up the average American mindset in one rather brutal and prescient sentence: "I may not be Donald Trump now, but just you wait; if I don't make it, my children will."
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:05 am

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Meaning. No one wants to be enslaved. It's mystical to think that the weak want freedom less than the strong.

I don't see the political humor in this, but I do know that it all depends on what and who one considers "the weak." It's also interesting that the complaints about the "weak" and the "poor" come from those who consider themselves the "strong" but not necessarily the "rich."

Besides, is it a surprise that women would prefer to be equal in freedom?

Oops, I forgot. It was a joke. Silly me.
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