the rum soaked fist: internal martial arts forum

A Romeny supporter is out sweeping in front of his house. His neighbor sees him and says, "Hey! You have to close your curtains when you're having sex. Last night the everyone saw you banging your wife. You were the laughing stock of the whole neighbhorhood!" The Romney supporter says, "Well the joke is on them, I was at work last night."

GOP on Science....

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hi Mitt."

In America, you want justice. In Obama's America, Justice wants YOU.

In America, you pay taxes. In Obama's America, taxes pay YOU.

In America, you observe the law. In Obama's America, the law observes YOU.