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All jokes aside, one of the guys in my old school put up a fake poster for our class once as a joke. It was saying how you could defeat anybody with 10 seconds a day training and stuff like that. People turned up asking for it.

Edit - here is the link to the poster they put up:

http://www.llapgoch.org.uk/

1. 12 year olds with Black Belts
2. Will not allow students to enter tournaments

Issues exalted titles to network of subordinate teachers outside of founder's home country.

no punching bag
first time meeting the instructor being told 'this is a deadly technique, i could have killed you with it'

I ask this teacher : "Is there sparring at the school?"
He answers : "No, this art is made for killing. It was created for armored soldiers wielding twin sabres on the battlefield."

Ok then...

Taichiturtle wrote:All jokes aside, one of the guys in my old school put up a fake poster for our class once as a joke. It was saying how you could defeat anybody with 10 seconds a day training and stuff like that. People turned up asking for it.

Edit - here is the link to the poster they put up:

http://www.llapgoch.org.uk/

For some reason that poster totally reads like the label on Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Soap!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QqvfSFxx5rI/T ... plabel.png

bailewen wrote:

Taichiturtle wrote:All jokes aside, one of the guys in my old school put up a fake poster for our class once as a joke. It was saying how you could defeat anybody with 10 seconds a day training and stuff like that. People turned up asking for it.

Edit - here is the link to the poster they put up:

http://www.llapgoch.org.uk/

For some reason that poster totally reads like the label on Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Soap!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QqvfSFxx5rI/T ... plabel.png

funny i actually use that soap. got a big bottle of it in my flat in Shanghai right now. not sure if you are interested but i know a place in HK that will ship to the mainland albeit 40 percent markup or something ridiculous like that.

Did you know Bronner was enslaved in an insane asylum in Indiana or somewhere like that for a few months just 'cuz he talked like this? Might have been 6 weeks. Might have been Illinois.

So it was Illinois and it was months.
https://www.drbronner.com/our-story/timeline/