My 1st encounter with police

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My 1st encounter with police

Postby wiesiek on Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:26 pm

today I was training late on the meddle of main field football stadium , /I train on the side field, usually/. During ending breathing/standing part, when became completely dark ,I was suddenly spot lighted from the sides - and two guys with the badges jump in from the shadow /not suddenly I sensed them :), long before/:

- Good evening , Police
- .... Yes ?
- What are you doing?
- ... Standing
- Why?
- Is it forbidden to stand here?
- No, but you looks like manikin, and we was curious what`s goin`on /lies, they was looking more than 30 minutes, and I did the sword form just before the standing :D /
- aaa, ok, I`m the retried MA instructor /sword was lying on the bag between us 8-) /
- o, maybe you can teach us something
- I`m sorry , I quit teaching 20 years ago...
- ah,... what is in the bag ? do you have something dangerous?
- NO, just the sword .... ;D
- ok, thank you, good night!

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Re: My 1st encounter with police

Postby Strange on Mon Sep 07, 2015 4:18 pm

i thought "NO, just a sword" was funny as heck
shows you how dumb these coppers are :D
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Re: My 1st encounter with police

Postby grzegorz on Mon Sep 07, 2015 11:19 pm

I dropped your story into this thread to get it out of the pit.

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=7268&p=402343&sid=6b3e30c7d4a62d5f7bfd59f2efcf6d11#p402343

Yeah, never know what you are going to get when you train in public.
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Re: My 1st encounter with police

Postby wiesiek on Tue Sep 08, 2015 12:52 am

ok, G :)
S - yes, it was very funny ,
and very hard to keep serious and cool look w/o even small smile.
I wrote down short version for clarity,
it was little longer >exchange< .
Like:
- your shoes are for running? /fivefingers was on my feet/
- not necessary, but I run sometimes...
- for what distance?
- I dont`t know, I`m running untill I stop.!
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