I've come up with a new martial art
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2022 7:47 amEvery once in a generation a master rises above the crowds. Today I present to you the latest technology -- budo.
It's a new martial art I've come up with which is a combination of boxing and judo. Hence the name.
It is a hyper-modern martial art. The only weapons we use are guns. We have several so-called 'gun-kata' in which we train to draw, fire, and holster our guns against opponents at various ranges and directions.
We even have secret moves. But I can't tell you about them -- not because they're too deadly. We're not that pretentious. For example we have in our traditional quanpu a very funny joke. And if you hear this joke you will die laughing. We train to recite the joke in a foreign language so that we don't accidentally die upon hearing the joke ourselves. Thankfully we have never had to use these kinds of deadly techniques in actual combat.
Sign up today -- for more information please contact Appledog, 11th degree black belt. In our school, belts go up to 11.
It's a new martial art I've come up with which is a combination of boxing and judo. Hence the name.
It is a hyper-modern martial art. The only weapons we use are guns. We have several so-called 'gun-kata' in which we train to draw, fire, and holster our guns against opponents at various ranges and directions.
We even have secret moves. But I can't tell you about them -- not because they're too deadly. We're not that pretentious. For example we have in our traditional quanpu a very funny joke. And if you hear this joke you will die laughing. We train to recite the joke in a foreign language so that we don't accidentally die upon hearing the joke ourselves. Thankfully we have never had to use these kinds of deadly techniques in actual combat.
Sign up today -- for more information please contact Appledog, 11th degree black belt. In our school, belts go up to 11.
