Fist of grand ultimate mercy

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Re: Fist of grand ultimate mercy

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:45 am

50 shmifty, im 45! lol

check this dude, he's 93!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr5vQm_i09I

now that's some fuckin bagua kungfu! lol
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Re: Fist of grand ultimate mercy

Postby bruce on Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:59 pm

Darth Rock&Roll wrote:50 shmifty, im 45! lol

check this dude, he's 93!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr5vQm_i09I

now that's some fuckin bagua kungfu! lol


come on man lol the average 45 year old man in the usa isin shitty shape. look around.

and yes that old dude in the bagua vidoe is cool. i hope to be that healthy when i am old too.
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Re: Fist of grand ultimate mercy

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:07 am

yes, the bar of average is low. that doesn't mean there can't be remedy.

inside of one year, if one uses a correct method and has a good diet (not expensive and not complicated), complete transformative change can occur for both body and mind.

1 year.

Invest it!
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Re: Fist of grand ultimate mercy

Postby Darthwing Teorist on Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:04 am

Darth Rock&Roll wrote:yes, the bar of average is low. that doesn't mean there can't be remedy.

inside of one year, if one uses a correct method and has a good diet (not expensive and not complicated), complete transformative change can occur for both body and mind.

1 year.

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Re: Fist of grand ultimate mercy

Postby Bhassler on Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:42 pm

Darth Rock&Roll wrote:yes, the bar of average is low. that doesn't mean there can't be remedy.

inside of one year, if one uses a correct method and has a good diet (not expensive and not complicated), complete transformative change can occur for both body and mind.

1 year.

Invest it!


I'd say more like 3-4 months if you follow a good program and if you're not too sick to begin with.
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Re: Fist of grand ultimate mercy

Postby Doc Stier on Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:22 pm

Darthwing Teorist wrote:
Darth Rock&Roll wrote:yes, the bar of average is low. that doesn't mean there can't be remedy.

inside of one year, if one uses a correct method and has a good diet (not expensive and not complicated), complete transformative change can occur for both body and mind.

1 year.

Invest it!



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Re: Fist of grand ultimate mercy

Postby mixjourneyman on Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:33 pm

I may be a pot calling a kettle black, but I didn't know that the Chinese were famous for Dong extension. Sun Lutang's treatise on genital shrinking springs (if you don't mind the pun) to mind. ;D
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Re: Fist of grand ultimate mercy

Postby Dmitri on Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:18 am

Bhassler wrote:
Darth Rock&Roll wrote:yes, the bar of average is low. that doesn't mean there can't be remedy.

inside of one year, if one uses a correct method and has a good diet (not expensive and not complicated), complete transformative change can occur for both body and mind.

1 year.

Invest it!


I'd say more like 3-4 months if you follow a good program and if you're not too sick to begin with.


I guess that depends on what one calls "complete transformative change"...?
If you're as "thorough" (or is it "anal"?) with defining that term as I am :), then that's just too short a time, for ANY program or level of talent or intensity of training, IMHO.
There's something to be said about "skill over time", where things need to "settle" with the body and mind.
IME anyway.
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Re: Fist of grand ultimate mercy

Postby Doc Stier on Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:29 am

mixjourneyman wrote:I may be a pot calling a kettle black, but I didn't know that the Chinese were famous for Dong extension. Sun Lutang's treatise on genital shrinking springs (if you don't mind the pun) to mind. ;D

No sh*t, Sherlock! :-\

It was a joke, dontcha know? ::)

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Re: Fist of grand ultimate mercy

Postby Bär on Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:03 am

Where do I send my money?
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Re: Fist of grand ultimate mercy

Postby Darthwing Teorist on Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:07 am

Bär wrote:Where do I send my money?


Just write me an email or call Doc and one of us will let you know the details.
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Re: Fist of grand ultimate mercy

Postby Bär on Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:24 am

Cool. I want to buy the complete program now, including a full course of the Chinese Long Dong pills for a... uh... a friend. Will I lose weight like a Tijuana crack whore?

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Re: Fist of grand ultimate mercy

Postby Darthwing Teorist on Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:29 am

"I cry when I see a tree" - this reminds me of the other thread.
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Re: Stupid Hippies Cry About Trees

Postby Doc Stier on Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:10 pm

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Re: Fist of grand ultimate mercy

Postby Bhassler on Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:27 am

Dmitri wrote:
Bhassler wrote:
Darth Rock&Roll wrote:yes, the bar of average is low. that doesn't mean there can't be remedy.

inside of one year, if one uses a correct method and has a good diet (not expensive and not complicated), complete transformative change can occur for both body and mind.

1 year.

Invest it!


I'd say more like 3-4 months if you follow a good program and if you're not too sick to begin with.


I guess that depends on what one calls "complete transformative change"...?
If you're as "thorough" (or is it "anal"?) with defining that term as I am :), then that's just too short a time, for ANY program or level of talent or intensity of training, IMHO.
There's something to be said about "skill over time", where things need to "settle" with the body and mind.
IME anyway.


The body takes time to change, if you're talking about composition, metabolic processes, etc. The mind can change nearly instantaneously-- it just depends on if a person is willing to accept it or continues to hang on to old habits. Almost no one truly changes in their lives. We all make tweaks here and there, but very, very few people change to the point of becoming a "new" person. As the Buddhists say, in order to change, you must die to yourself first.

(I'm talking more about the "who" than the "what." Skill over time applies to changes in the what (learning MA, playing music, etc.), not necessarily the who (e.g. Ekhart Tolle's Power of Now hippy stuff))
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