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too soon... ?

Strange wrote:

Is he passed out because he has triplets or having to look at those three hag nurses did him in? Hopefully their mother's was the first face they saw.

the photo caption from my source says that the dad fainted when he saw
his triplets. My understand is, with modern diet, chemicals and what not additives in our foods,
sperms were more potent back then

Strange wrote:the photo caption from my source says that the dad fainted when he saw
his triplets. My understand is, with modern diet, chemicals and what not additives in our foods,
sperms were more potent back then

But the paycheck was not expecting triplets.

I'm pretty sure you're correct

Taste of Death wrote:

Strange wrote:the photo caption from my source says that the dad fainted when he saw
his triplets. My understand is, with modern diet, chemicals and what not additives in our foods,
sperms were more potent back then

But the paycheck was not expecting triplets.

That photo looks like it was prior to when children were seen primarily as an economic and carbon footprint burden, so probably just overwhelmed by joy.

Michael wrote:That photo looks like it was prior to when children were seen primarily as an economic and carbon footprint burden, so probably just overwhelmed by joy.

It was also at the time when fathers weren't allowed anywhere near the childbirth process/mother/baby for at least several days. So maybe not as much "joy" -- don't think men usually faint from joy; but they do faint (even today) from witnessing the various stages of the birthing process, as we all know. Perhaps, because of those restrictions, it was enough for that guy to just see the end result to faint. Who knows, maybe observing the process itself would have sent him into a coma or gave him a heart attack...

Bao wrote:

The third one almost had a double joke.

Dmitri wrote:

Michael wrote:That photo looks like it was prior to when children were seen primarily as an economic and carbon footprint burden, so probably just overwhelmed by joy.

It was also at the time when fathers weren't allowed anywhere near the childbirth process/mother/baby for at least several days. So maybe not as much "joy" -- don't think men usually faint from joy; but they do faint (even today) from witnessing the various stages of the birthing process, as we all know. Perhaps, because of those restrictions, it was enough for that guy to just see the end result to faint. Who knows, maybe observing the process itself would have sent him into a coma or gave him a heart attack...

My father, a former collegiate offensive lineman, shot putter and heavyweight boxer, fainted instead of feinted at my circumcision.