What's the best mostly-dead-all-day exterior/interior paint?

[Bär]

[Doc Stier]

Sometimes....speed isn't an asset!

[Doc Stier]

Paint it and they will come...again and again!

[cerebus]

LOL! YOUR PAINT IS FAKE!!!

[Chris McKinley]

I'm still weeping at the beauty of this thread's responses. I believe this may be the most qi-building thread I've ever read. Bless you, gents!

[Chris McKinley]

BTW, Michael....I may ask you to do my portrait. I believe you've captured me as perfectly as anyone ever has.

[Ralteria]

I'm a N00b to painting and wanted to know what the best way to hold your brush is to kill someone. And can someone teach me to fly?

[cerebus]

Imma hafta ask Doc Stier if I can borrow a couple of extra "canvasses" from him....

[Daniel]

Chris McKinley,

RE: "What's the best mostly dead all day exterior/interior paint": Your thread title presumes that empirical, scientific evidence corresponds to human subjective evaluation of what is "best", when in fact it does not, which I have documented recently in several other threads, such as: How to Kill the Mother F*$#er Who Wants to Count My Guns; How to Kill the Bastard Who Bitch Slaps My Two-Year Old; How to Kill the Son of a Bitch Who Thinks His Knives Are Sharper Than Mine; and finally, How To Eviscerate the Scoundrel Who Schedules His Combat Training Seminar the Same Weekend as I.

However, when it comes to evaluating internal-external paint, which you mislabel as "exterior/interior", a common mistake I'll grant you, you failed to specify latex or oil, revealing your limited knowledge of the topic. For one who is a novice into an area of expertise with such a long history, you should consider the effect of posing your question upon an audience who has already visited upon this topic many times and in greater depth than you are showing an ability to appreciate.

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ROTFLMAO.


D.

Sarcasm. Oh yeah, like that´ll work.

[nianfong]

BAHAHAHAHA well done, everyone, well done.
golf claps all around.

[TaoJoannes]

I can't even try to compete at this level, dammit.
Bravo.

[Michael]

BTW, Michael....I may ask you to do my portrait. I believe you've captured me as perfectly as anyone ever has.

Heh-heh, glad you enjoyed it. The spirit moved me to do you a homage, LOL. And your thread title went right to my funny bone. Fun times!

[Doc Stier]

The deadliest aspect of any interior paint is of course the paint fumes:

[Fubo]

You guys are all EXTERNAL painters... I'm the only one true, deadly, ancient, secret, royal, imperial, lineage, INTERNAL painter. It's the kind of INTERNAL paint that can only be felt, not seen!

Like all of da realz, true, secret, ancient, deadly painting, it's waaaayyyy to dangerous to practice with uncooperative painters.

[Bär]

I learned my paintin' on Da STREETZ™!


Nothing can be accomplished without a proper coat of primer first.