yieldingxxx wrote:Break out the tin foil!
Listen pardners, we've got us a varmint loose in BTDT, went by the name of steelincotton, now calls hisself yieldingxxx, and he's a real polecat. He had the aww-dassity to ridicule the Mayor of TNT while hiding in the bushes like a a bandit, seeing as how he ain't never give up his real name, which is a low down dirty trick if there ever wuz one.
Now this here fence cutter come from Bean Town, they say he's a big fella, face could scahr a grizzly bahr, and eats his clam chowder left-handed, if ya take my meaning. Truth is, he's so far left-handed that he says ghey rights is more 'portant than gun rights, but I reckon that's because he's a tie gee player of ill repute, meanin' his yin hangs lower than his yang.
Eating his clam chowder left-handed as he likes to do, they ain't a big gubmint program what don't make that feller smile through his crooked teeth, cause he was kicked in the head by a mule as a child. Mebbe that mule kick's the reason the boy ain't never expressed an original thought in all these years, but can only parrot the slogans he hear tell around him.
He says these here programs for what they tax us so much are to make sure we don't have a race to the bottom for workers wages, but he sure don't mind having a race to the bottom of how folks treat each other whenever he come online. He says that's just how it is, he can do as he likes, but mebbe that's easy to say when no one knows who you are and you just have fun at other's expense. Some would say it's dawgone cowardly!
The sheriff has offered a ree-ward for the capture of this here hen weasel that whoever brings him in alive will get to be the one to teach that rascal the two-fisted Texas two step. Awright pardners, let's mount up and catch us a fox!