neijia_boxer wrote:Top 10 signs you're at the wrong Dojo:
10. Senior Students keep telling you to give Sifu $100.00 in “Lucky money” in a Chinese red envelops because it will “give you better kung fu”.
1. After you get your black belt after 2 years and $20,000, with no fighting skills, you realize the style is called, “Iconyu”.
Michael Babin wrote:Many years ago. we had one clown in Ottawa teaching a hard style who used to say with a straight face to new students "I only train with my senior student in class as my chi is so powerful I might accidentally rip the muscles off your arm if I struck you too hard with my eagle claw".
Andy_S wrote:...
That's 10. Did I miss anything?
Michael Babin wrote:On the other hand, I teach my students to numb attackers by shouting the bad jokes they learn from me as they launch a counter-offensive to "an attack on da streetz}.
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