Political Humor Only Please

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby shawnsegler on Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:28 am

Haven't seen much from the right in here lately.

Aren't they proud of all their winning? Shouldn't they be in here with pithy shit about how awesome the people they chose are and how much they're doing for them?

Just an observation.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:46 am

Well, the usual political demons are less interesting when they're really not competing. So, Hillary and Obama jokes don't mean much. Even though ex-sheriff Joe is still pushing the Kenyan Obama theory. Ironic that a Kenyan should be more popular than the American president. But, in general, the "jokes" are just mean.

Anyway, oh Stormy. The "evangelicals" need to laugh that one off. But, Obama was the Anti-Christ and Hillary was the whore of Babylon's wife, so ...

The "economy" is doing great, though, now that the prez says it's not in an over-inflated bubble. Then again, a lot of families will save $800 in taxes every year. Ok, so there's still debt, and less tax revenue means that it will have to be paid for by ...? Well, not by = all those who received tax breaks.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby jimmy on Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:38 pm


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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:04 am

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I'm sorry for the meanness in the first quote. It's just that

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is actually really really funny.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Bao on Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:13 am

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Oh, but that meme is a bit wrong... Trump still surrounds himself with the people he believe are the best. = Byron, Ivanka, Donald Jr, Eric and Melania. :P
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Thu Feb 01, 2018 3:11 pm

shawnsegler wrote:Haven't seen much from the right in here lately.

Aren't they proud of all their winning? Shouldn't they be in here with pithy shit about how awesome the people they chose are and how much they're doing for them?

Just an observation.


Perhaps they have watched episode 6 of Netflix's Dirty Money and realized that they were conned. Since becoming pres he has been sued over 140 times. Now back to the humor.

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:47 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:07 pm

winning...

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:13 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:49 am

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:14 pm

...making 'merica great again...

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:49 pm

Breaking with tradition, Trump skips president’s written intelligence report and relies on oral briefings

http://thehill.com/homenews/administrat ... ing-report

The joke --let's give him the benefit of doubt and say that it's a lie-- is simply to say what Trump would if it were another president. "I have it from my most creditable sources that the guy can't read. I mean, you know how long it would take to read a simple business report out loud? You'd never get anything done. The guy in office says he's gotten an Ivy League education, but frankly folks, I just don't believe it. Why doesn't he show his grades? Where are his academic records? What is he trying to hide? I think there needs to be an investigation folks. Incredible. I tell ya. Incredible."
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:31 pm

Trump says Democratic memo on Russia is 'very political,' needs redactions


:) How many people think that means that he's read it. Yeah, yeah, I know; reading is not fundamental; it's optional.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

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