Political Humor Only Please

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby klonk on Sat Dec 29, 2018 11:26 pm

I like leftist progressivism so much I'm moving to Venezuela.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Mon Dec 31, 2018 10:23 am

Nentanyahu, Teresa May, and Putin are sitting in a bar.

"MI-6 is the world's best intel agency," May brags. “We traced that polonium directly to a lab in Moscow!"

“That's nothing!" Bibi scoffs. “Mossad slowed the Iranian nuclear weapons program by inserting a virus into their centrifuges!"

"Child's play!" sneers Putin. “The GRU sent our top double agent to Iraq who took a photo of Seal Team Five and posted it on Twitter!"
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Bill on Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:30 am

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Bill on Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:33 am

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby meeks on Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:23 pm

"The power of Christ compels you!" *spank*
now with ADDED SMOOTHOSITY! ;D
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Bill on Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:43 pm

Thank God for the Meme Police!! What would we do without you?

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Bill on Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:12 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:05 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:59 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:55 pm

Has own thread in OT not to dereail.

Tests Showed Border Wall Could Be Sawed Through

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January 10, 2019 at 8:11 am EST By Taegan Goddard112 Comments

President Trump “has repeatedly advocated for a steel slat design for his border wall, which he described as ‘absolutely critical to border security’ in his Oval Office address to the nation Tuesday. But Department of Homeland Security testing of a steel slat prototype proved it could be cut through with a saw,” NBC News reports.

“A photo exclusively obtained by NBC News shows the results of the test after experts from the Marine Corps were instructed to attempt to destroy the barriers with common tools.”
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:28 pm

See what a few tools can do in a few minutes and let that sink in.

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby meeks on Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:38 pm

Bill wrote:Thank God for the Meme Police!! What would we do without you?

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people would continue to look silly propagating disinformation that is so inaccurate it makes them look easily duped, only looking to satisfy their opinion regardless of accuracy
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:11 am

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby everything on Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:37 pm

amateur practices til gets right pro til can't get wrong
/ better approx answer to right q than exact answer to wrong q which can be made precise /
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:39 pm

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