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Re: test no topic

Postby jimmy on Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:39 pm

too soon... ?
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Re: test no topic

Postby Strange on Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:36 pm

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Re: test no topic

Postby Taste of Death on Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:42 pm

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Is he passed out because he has triplets or having to look at those three hag nurses did him in? Hopefully their mother's was the first face they saw.
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Re: test no topic

Postby Strange on Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:07 pm

the photo caption from my source says that the dad fainted when he saw
his triplets. My understand is, with modern diet, chemicals and what not additives in our foods,
sperms were more potent back then :)
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Re: test no topic

Postby Taste of Death on Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:48 pm

Strange wrote:the photo caption from my source says that the dad fainted when he saw
his triplets. My understand is, with modern diet, chemicals and what not additives in our foods,
sperms were more potent back then :)


But the paycheck was not expecting triplets.
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Re: test no topic

Postby Strange on Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:42 pm

I'm pretty sure you're correct :)
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Re: test no topic

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Re: test no topic

Postby Michael on Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:07 am

Taste of Death wrote:
Strange wrote:the photo caption from my source says that the dad fainted when he saw
his triplets. My understand is, with modern diet, chemicals and what not additives in our foods,
sperms were more potent back then :)


But the paycheck was not expecting triplets.

That photo looks like it was prior to when children were seen primarily as an economic and carbon footprint burden, so probably just overwhelmed by joy.
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Re: test no topic

Postby Bao on Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:02 pm

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Re: test no topic

Postby Dmitri on Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:36 pm

Michael wrote:That photo looks like it was prior to when children were seen primarily as an economic and carbon footprint burden, so probably just overwhelmed by joy.

It was also at the time when fathers weren't allowed anywhere near the childbirth process/mother/baby for at least several days. So maybe not as much "joy" -- don't think men usually faint from joy; but they do faint (even today) from witnessing the various stages of the birthing process, as we all know. Perhaps, because of those restrictions, it was enough for that guy to just see the end result to faint. Who knows, maybe observing the process itself would have sent him into a coma or gave him a heart attack... :)
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Re: test no topic

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Re: test no topic

Postby Michael on Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:58 pm

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The third one almost had a double joke.
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Re: test no topic

Postby Taste of Death on Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:47 pm

Dmitri wrote:
Michael wrote:That photo looks like it was prior to when children were seen primarily as an economic and carbon footprint burden, so probably just overwhelmed by joy.

It was also at the time when fathers weren't allowed anywhere near the childbirth process/mother/baby for at least several days. So maybe not as much "joy" -- don't think men usually faint from joy; but they do faint (even today) from witnessing the various stages of the birthing process, as we all know. Perhaps, because of those restrictions, it was enough for that guy to just see the end result to faint. Who knows, maybe observing the process itself would have sent him into a coma or gave him a heart attack... :)


My father, a former collegiate offensive lineman, shot putter and heavyweight boxer, fainted instead of feinted at my circumcision.
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