by meeks on Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:49 pm
yea - I learned never to sit on the edge of a water bed while naked. went to stand up, the water mattress, no longer displaced by my body sitting on the edge of it, went back against the side board pinning my johnson between the mattress and the board - 'mid flight' as I was in the act of standing up on my feet. Just the act of lifting my body just about tore my johnson off as it was pinned against the inside of the water bed side board. I think I screamed like Ned Flanders....
"The power of Christ compels you!" *spank*
now with ADDED SMOOTHOSITY!