"Please let me introduce myself. My name is XXXX and I run the XXXXX branch in XXXX. For the past 5 years I
have studied XXXXXXX, which I have found to be extremely
valuable towards all of my Martial Arts training.
In order to give others the opportunity to gain from such an experience, I
have arranged for XXXXX to come to XXXXX to hold a 2 day Master Class,
covering various aspects of Taijiquan. XXXXXX is the foremost-qualified
instructor in Yang style Taijiquan in the Western World.
I would like to open the invitation of this Master Class to both you and
your students, but unfortunately numbers are limited and it will be on a
first come first serve basis. The dates for the seminar are as follows:
12 pm to 5 pm (1hr for lunch)
10 am to 3 pm (1hr for lunch)
As this will be the only seminar of its kind in 2008, I have arranged with
XXXXXX a discounted price of £95.50 per person for the 2 days. Further group
discounts are available but are subject to numbers.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent OK, maybe I should just ignore it, but there's something about it that bugs me. Ok, so everyone thinks their teacher is the business, but the foremost qualified teacher of Yang style in the Western World Please....
Second, I love the way it's written like an exclusive invitation to me, but it costs me £95 if I go!
Ah, I love the smell of marketing in the morning